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Bad Spellers-Untie

by Tom Brown
Posted on September, 2015

You can’t find the word you’re looking up if you’re not spelling it the way you should, which you won’t if your spelling is none to gould!

As for the ridiculous way we spell “ache”, it could only happen by mustache.

Unarguably, the “b” in doubt should have been left out, while whoever dreamed up the nonsensical spelling for “juice” was a silly guice.

And whoever put the “g” in gnat couldn’t have been anything but a gnut.

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